Squire of the Lewd Table


 * "Subscribe now or we CRUSADE."
 * - Squire's Marketing Slogan regarding VirtuallyLewd's merchandise and content.

Squire is frequently seen in the Kingdom by the masses as his tweets and comments are abound especially when VL or any of the Knights are involved. He distributes memes to the Knights and the general public, often with content relating to VL in some way or another.

Appearance
Squire is a young human with short blonde hair and black eyes. When in town, he is often seen carrying a sword at his waist, emblazoned with the crest of VirtuallyLewd's knight order. Additionally, he is adorned in turtle-green armour of unknown origin which is used to cover his chest area. He also dons a reddish colored cape over this armor, as is the norm among travelers.

In addition to that, he wears a unique visor that helps protect his eyes from the bright lights of the outside world. His equipment consists of gauntlets, a necklace, and a circlet that he has acquired on his travels. He possesses a quiver that he wears on his back for storing arrows and carries a bow to dissuade bandits and other predatory beasts.

Background
Squire is a citizen of the Kingdom of VirtuallyLewd. He first came across VirtuallyLewd when he was travelling the lands of PHub and acquiring whatever information he can about this character known as Projekt Melody. It was in these lands where Squire was recommended one of VL's videos which dragged him down the rabbit hole and started him on the road to becoming a simp. A former lurker in the shadows, he has chosen to make his presence known when he watched VL's first collaboration with Mystic and when he saw the liveliness of the Kingdom brought about by VL's interaction, her desire for its growth, and the many Knights that support her in her endeavors. His current goal is to join the The Knights of the Lewd Table and is currently setting his affairs in order to achieve this goal.